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Target: Questionable Customer Service

Earlier this morning I drove over to the Plymouth, Minnesota Target store. I wanted to return a wine opener I had purchased about six months ago. I knew that I could not expect a refund or in-store credit, but I felt Target would want to know about a defective product. You see, this wine opener does a very poor job of opening bottles. The screw part does not grab the cork very well. Here is how my visit went:

  1. I walked up to Customer Service, and placed the wine opener on the counter. I explained that I did not expect a refund as I had owned the opener for about six months. However, I felt Target might like my name and contact information which would give the corporation feedback about a poor quaility product.
  2. At this point, another employee walked over and explained: "I understand you don't want credit or a refund, but you can't leave the wine opener here. It's not Target property." She repeated this point a number of time, in a lecturing / firm kind of tone to me.
  3. I then asked incredulously, don't you want to know what product, and my contact information? 
  4. I'm paraphasing, but the answer was "no" and I was once again quoted store policy about not being able to take the product back.

It was obvious that it did not make sense to continue the conversation. When I walked into Target, I felt I was doing them a favor by returning a defective product; instead I received a lecture. I had stated up front that I had no expectation of receiving any credit. During the conversation I never raised my voice or became argumentative. I will admit that my final action was to say: "I understand your store policy. I'm leaving the wine opener on the counter". I then walked away.

In summation, let's examine the situation. I have been a satisfied Target customer for years. Some of my earliest and fondest childhood memories in the 1960's are watching the automatic doughnut machine at work at the Duluth, Minnesota store (my Dad would always buy me a doughnut). I have no doubt that Target does have the store policy that was quoted to me, but I would also hope that customer service employees have some flexibility on how they deal with the public. This wine opener was in perfect condition (just didn't work very well). Smart customer service would have been to accept the product, take my contact information (even if they threw out the paper moments later), and I would hope … contact their corporate buyer.

Instead, Target made a customer mad, and they still had to throw out the wine opener. When I arrived home my neighbors were talking outside. Of course, I ended up telling them about my Saturday morning experience at Target. Guess what, both of them had recent poor Target customer service experiences which we discussed. 

The end result … poor word of mouth advertsing for Target and this blog post. Seems like a dumb corporate policy. I would also not purchase this kind of kitchen / entertaining utensils from Target. I would normally buy the more basic wine opener, but I liked the brushed metal look of this opener. I thought it would look nicer when entertaining guests. Shame on me!

 Target-logo Wine-opener

Intelligence Defined!?

Laughed out loud by myself last night while listening to an interview on National Public Radio with Cornell Professor Hod Lipson whose graduate students hacked to "cleverbots" (i.e. robots) to have an unscripted conversation. Here is how the professor defined human intelligence: "Having a conversation about nothing is real difficult for a computer, and that seems to be the ultimate test of intelligence"

I love that quote! Most of us are pretty good at having those kind of conversations. I never realized that defined my innate intelligence!

Here is a link to the NPR Interview where you'll learn that Chatbots think Brad Pitt does bad things! If you prefer, watch a different conversation between "Alan-Bot" and "Shruti-Bot" via YouTube. Remember, these conversations are not planned or scripted. Each cleverbot is reacting to what the other bot says! You can even speak with these robots via Cleverbot.Com!

Elegant but Simple User Design

I'm nerd and proud of it, but I hate remote control devices. Thus, I applaud Roku for their simple design, and I LOVE their remote control device. It's so darned simple to use. Click to expand the images given below. Installing their box is also easy:

  1. Connect your Roku device to your TV
  2. Turn the power on
  3. Connect your Roku to your wireless router (i.e. enter your security code)
  4. Enter the Roku authorization code via your PC

Simple screens walk you through items #3 and #4. I now own three Roku devices. Two in Minneapolis and one in Duluth. I have only one Netflix account, and watch from all three TV's. Right now I'm enjoying watching all the episodes of Star Trek Enterprise with Captain Archer!

Oh yes … did I mention that a Roku box is very inexpensive, and carries no monthly fee? You will need to pay for access to premium services like Netflix, but please realize there is also plenty of free content. 

Finally, please notice that NorthstarNerd.Org has no advertising. I don't take money from vendors and only post reviews for products which I have purchased myself.

Roku StarTrek-Enterprise

Summer in the BWCA

One of the more foolish decisions in my life was starting my work career two days after my college graduation from Dartmouth. While I was learning the world of work, two of my friends during the Summer of 1978 bought an old car, and tripped across the USA.

Late last Winter, my middle son Carl phoned me from his graduate studies at Johns Hopkins. His question was simple: What did I think about spending his last Summer before graduation in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area (BWCA) working for Tuscoroa Outfitters instead of staying in the Washington DC area and working in a job relevant internship? It was an easy response, even with all the focus on optimizing one's resume in this poor economy, I said "go for it!". Visions of the missed car trip across the USA during the Summer of 1978 made me determined to not see my son make the same mistake. Work will ALWAYS be waiting. Life experiences will not!

Last Wednesday I picked up Carl from his job at the end of the Gunflint Trail. His Spring and Summer were everything I had hoped it would be. Communications had been difficult with Carl as the BWCA is "off the grid". Just like his Dad, Carl blogs. Whenever Carl had a connection, he would post about his time "up north".

Early in Carl's Summer he took one canoe trip where he camped on an island in Crooked Lake. After the trip he sent us photos, and a description. I immediately pinged him back … for you see, it was on this very same lake and island campground during a canoe trip with my wife almost 26 years ago that Molly first told me she was pregnant. Guess which of my three children would soon enter this world? Carl! (read Carl's post about this trip)

Here are links to the Summer canoe trips:

And perhaps my favorite post in the realm of father knows best! Black Flies! If you've ever spent time in the wilderness during a black fly hatch, you'll understand my love of mosquito netting head gear. Carl thought I was crazy. He learned otherwise!

Like this post? Curious to learn what it is like to live "up north". Visit my Northern Life series of posts.

Finally, here are two photos of Crooked Lake with a link to the specific trip. Click to maximize either photo.

Crooked-Lake-1 Crooked-Lake-2

Living in the Future!

For slightly less than 27 years I have worked at a Fortune 100 company's research and development center. A goal of one's work is always to see the future, and then make that future happen in a profitable way. However, understanding what technologies will drive the world of tomorrow through new products is always difficult. Seeing a trend before it smacks you in the face is tough. Thus, the question remains … how do you see the future? 

One company has taken a unique and delightful approach, the Tomorrow Project from Intel. Imagine if you took four leading science fiction writers and asked them to wright short stories about present technologies in your lab, but how that body of work might evolve in the future? This is an intriguing concept, and is exactly what Intel's Tomorrow Project has done. The four short stories may be downloaded without charge via NorthstarNerd.Org.

I've already read the Last Day of Work by Douglas Rushkoff. I won't give the story away, but imagine a technology which knows what you want … before you consciously understand your own desires? Intel has a process in their R&D Lab which can anticipate whether you want to go left, or right. Now read the story!

Learn more about this fascinating idea via the Tomorrow Project, including Science Fiction Prototyping (free pdf download). Intel is thinking outside the box. In fact, the box does not even exist!

Tomorrow-project